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8 Cow Wife hoodie
8 Cow Wife hoodie
8 Cow Wife hoodie
8 Cow Wife hoodie

8 Cow Wife hoodie

3635075
Regular price
$38.95
Sale price
$38.95

She's an 8 cow wife! Remember the old film, Johnny Lingo -- we love it! While the "cost" of women in his society is usually 2-5 cows, Johnny pays the astronomical price of 8 cows for his wife.

Easy Care - machine washable. Don't give her a hoodie that's dry clean only. She's not That Kind of Girl.

Great for Mother's Day

• 52% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% poly fleece*
• Hood
• Side seamed
• Retail fit

*Heather Colors: 60% airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 40% poly fleece

The female model is wearing a size M. She's 5.8 feet (178 cm) tall, chest circumference 34.6" (88 cm), waist circumference 27.1" (69 cm) and hip circumference 37.7" (96 cm).

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (inches) 34-37 38-41 42-45 46-49 50-53
Body Length (inches) 26 ⅜ 27 ½ 28 ⅝ 29 ¾ 30 ⅞
Chest Width (inches) 19 ½ 21 ½ 23 ½ 25 ½ 27 ½
  S M L XL 2XL
Chest to Fit (cm) 86-94 97-104 107-114 117-124 127-135
Body Length (cm) 67 70 73 76 78
Chest Width (cm) 50 55 60 65 70
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